It's Nature, Shit Happens

"It's Nature, Shit Happens" is a song written by Mac to explain his character's horrible behaviour in Charlie's musical The Nightman Cometh.

Entrance
"Yeah, that's right - I'm the Nightman. But I'm not just a "bad guy", alright? I wrote a little song so you can understand ME a little bit more better. Goes with a something like this... " (turns his back)

Lyrics

 * Some people are born skinny, some people are born fat
 * Some people are born EVIL WITH THE EYES OF A CAT...


 * It's nature, shit happens
 * There's nothing you can do!
 * For what made Jeffrey Dahmer tick
 * or Hitler hate the Jews?
 * It's nature, shit happens
 * There's nothing to be done.
 * Pol Pot commited "genocide",
 * but Vader killed for fun, fun!..


 * Why does everybody hate me?
 * When will it all pass?
 * I'm going to bend over,
 * so you can kiss my... BALLS!


 * It's nature, shit happens!
 * God made me what I am
 * Just like Charlie Manson, Michael Moore of Son of Sam!
 * It's nature, shit happens
 * I'm not trying to be coy!
 * That's just the way God made me, bitches...
 * THAT'S WHY I SODOMIZED THAT BOY!!!

Afterwards
"Cobra Kai! Uhh!.. Ho-ho, I put that song in a body bag!"