The Dayman

Dayman was Charlie Kelly's second serious attempt at writing music following The Nightman. It was inspired by Dennis ripping down Charlie's curtains (which Charlie had closed so he could live in "a world of darkness" while huffing silver spray paint). When performed by Dennis and Charlie, the crowd at Paddy's booed, called it homosexual, and threw Phalli and drinks at Dennis and Charlie.

Charlie later adapted it for his musical The Nightman Cometh during season 4, where it was performed by Dennis, Dee, Mac, and Frank.

This song was written by Cormac Bluestone, Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Scott Marder, & Robert Rosell.

Lyrics
The Princess: You defeated the evil that was here.

The Dayman: Naturally! For I am the Dayman

The Princess: You once were a boy and now you are a man and I am in love with you.

The Dayman: That's right. And now I am in love with you.

The Dayman and The Princess:


 * Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
 * Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)[[Image:Boysdoor.jpg|thumb|Through the Door the Boy Would find the Power to Defeat the Troll and thusly The Nightman]]


 * Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
 * You're a Master of Karate
 * and friendship
 * For Everyone

The Dayman, The Princess, The Nightman, and The Troll:


 * Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
 * Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
 * Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
 * You're a Master of Karate
 * And Friendship
 * For Everyone


 * Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
 * Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
 * Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
 * You're a Master of Karate
 * And Friendship
 * For Everyone!


 * Dayman!