Pepper Jack

Pepper Jack is a pimp.

Personality
Pepper Jack love "Fraggle Rock".

Pepper Jack about to cut somebody.

Pepper Jack allows "bitches" to speak only when spoken to.

Dee was one of Pepper Jack's best ho's.

Pepper Jack only refers to Pepper Jack in the third person.

Season Three
As part of their "investigation" into a serial killer that is terrorizing Philadelphia (who they think is Mac), Dee dresses very provocatively and waits on a corner while Dennis watches from a concealed location, hoping to lure the serial killer, who is targeting blond women, to her. Unfortunately, someone else notices Dee: a pimp known as "Pepper Jack". Pepper Jack assumes that Dee is a hooker, new on the streets, on the crack rock, and Pepper Jack says that Pepper Jack will make her Pepper Jack's "best ho". When Dennis comes out to explain to Pepper Jack that she is not, in fact, a hooker, Pepper Jack pulls a knife on Dennis and threatens to "cut" him unless he can repay Pepper Jack the money Pepper Jack would be making off Dee. Dennis has only a few dollars, but he does have something Pepper Jack likes: a Fraggle Rock thermos. Because, naturally, Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock. Dennis ends up having to give Pepper Jack the thermos so he and Dee can leave without being cut.

Season 15
While under the bridge seeking a sex worker to provide Frank with a handjob during their latest Lethal Weapon fan film, Mac and Charlie encounter Pepper Jack and believe that Pepper Jack has the "authenticity" they need to play Roger Murtaugh in the newly blackface-free sequel. Unfortunately, Pepper Jack approaches the role with too much intensity making various remarks about "bitches," "hos," and "cutting," and takes Artemis’ advice to play a scene with a doll representing a little girl "from your own life" to go on a rant about the "kid" not being Pepper Jack's and letting it be known how strong “Pepper Jack's pull-out skills" are. Too frightened of Pepper Jack to fire him, The Gang instead recasts Pepper Jack as Riggs, with extra dialogue to explain Pepper Jack's intensity. While the addition of "Don Cheadle" playing Murtaugh allows for a better chemistry, the Gang is still frustrated, especially Dennis, who notes that Pepper Jack still has Dennis' Fraggle Rock thermos. The result still does not get past the first scene until The Gang turns creative control over to "Don Cheadle," who instead makes a documentary about the misguided production. Pepper Jack is last seen briefly flirting and holding hands with Artemis. (The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7)

Quotes

 * Pepper Jack: (spotting Dee in her skimpy outfit) Damn, girl! Who you with?
 * : I think you have the wrong idea. I'm not with anybody.
 * Pepper Jack: Word. Well, lookee here: Maybe if you get up off that crack rock, you can come and be Pepper Jack's best ho.
 * : Oh, I'm not on any crack rock. I mean... Okay, one time I was hooked on the crack rock. That was because I was trying to get on welfare and I failed a drug test. But that stuff, you gotta be careful. It'll mess you... why are you asking? Do you have some on you?
 * : Hi! Uh, sir, I'm sorry. We're trying to conduct a little business here.
 * Pepper Jack: Oh. Pepper Jack's trying to conduct some business here, too. You with this cracker?
 * : N— No. Well, technically, we drove here together. But I'm not with anybody.
 * Pepper Jack: Well, you heard it. Your bitch chose me.
 * : Oh, well, see now Pepper Jack, I feel like we're miscommunicating.
 * Pepper Jack: Um. Bitch? You speak when spoken to now.
 * : Oh, no. No, sir, you know what? We're just gonna get out of here. Dee, let's go.
 * Pepper Jack: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, now you're not just gonna come up here and take Pepper Jack's best ho. You want this ho back, Pepper Jack needs to get paid.
 * : Pepper Jack, are you serious?
 * Pepper Jack: Do Pepper Jack look like he's playin'!?
 * : I don't think Pepper Jack's playing, Dennis.
 * : I feel like Pepper Jack's not playing, either.
 * Pepper Jack: No, Pepper Jack is NOT playing. In fact, Pepper Jack about to cut somebody.
 * : Please don't cut!
 * : No cutting! That's not necessary.
 * : Alright, how much.
 * Pepper Jack: Well, what you got?
 * : I don't know. Seven bucks and a stupid thermos.
 * Pepper Jack: Is that Fraggle Rock?
 * : …Yeah.
 * Pepper Jack: Oh, Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock.

Appearances

 * : Mac Is a Serial Killer
 * Season Fifteen: The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7

Trivia

 * Pepper Jack holds the longest record for time passed between appearances at 12 seasons, beating previous record holder Hwang, who first appeared in S1 and did not reappear until S9.
 * It's likely Pepper Jack previously had a family, suggested by his adlibbed dialogue in the birthday party scene of Lethal Weapon 7.