Talk:Grilled Charlie Sandwich/@comment-174.47.212.250-20150115162254

Wow, hostile much? Some people don’t eat flesh. Get over it. Put your meat in your mouth and stop worrying about what others are doing with their own gaping maws. The added stress of cheap homophobic slurs can’t be good for your strained heart. Take care, dear carnivore. Wouldn’t want your doctor to have to recommend a healthy dietary change…

That said, vegan versions of almost anything are fairly easy to find with a simple Google search –without incurring the misplaced rage of message board commenters. Your local grocer might not have what you need, but (the demon) Amazon probably does. It’ll just depend on how important it is that you eat this… inventive sandwich.