Adriano Calvanese

Adriano went to high school with the Gang and is known for coining the term that haunted Dee throughout her time as a crippled adolescent, "The Aluminum Monster". He is apart of the "cool kids" at the high school reunion. At the reunion, he also mentioned in disgust, how he was going to let Dee jack him off.

MacMac Way cooler than you, Dirt Grub!

Charlie: Not as cool as Adriano!